So a few days ago I'm driving, going to visit my niece up in Jersey City.  Stopped at a light, that I thought had a No Turn On Red sign, I paused when the obnoxious SUV behind me honked.  I turned to Jack, and asked - "Can I turn on red" and the hostile SUV honked again, telling me - "YES turn on red".  Annoyed at the impatience of the massive SUV behind me, I turned.
To be honest, I should have just let it go.  But I couldn't, so I drove 30 mph (speed limit on that road) just to be a pain in the a**.  Well obviously it worked cause the exasperated driver pulled around and passed me - on the left - across a double line - with cars coming in the other direction.  I slowed to let him back in the second before a car hit into him.  And as a I screamed "A**hole" out my window I watched a cop, pull out from the side street and pull the SUV over.  
I laughed all the way to Jersey City.
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